Fly Away by Joseph Murdach
Check please!! Today’s waiter is none other then the diabolical Joey Murdach. Joey is a jerk, he introduced the Guatemalan fruit fly to our cantaloupes, really mucked everything up. These fabled, radioactive buzzers have grown to the size of a Fiat, It has gotten so bad, we actually hired one named Raoul to work on the line as a fry cook. We thought we were clever having a “Fry Fly”, but we digress, Joey is a jerk cause he smuggled these suckers here in his underwear. Don’t forget to tip!!
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