Check please!! Your waiter today is Sumbody, and he was a sailor. He once traveolled the ocean blue, sailing many a hearty vessel with many a bawdy crew. The tales he would tell of times in Tortuga, the women of Wassa Wassa, oh what a despicable time was had. So now when he sleeps to dream, it is of the blue, the bright beautiful blue, what wonders it must hold. Somebody help Sumbody achieve his goal of once again being surrounded by Seamen, getting wet from head to toe, he loves the ocean!!! Don’t forget to tip.