Check please!! Our waitress tonight, Carolyn Lebourgeois, is a little strange. First she keeps telling us the daily special is “despair”, what the hell is “despair” and how do you cook that? Now normally we don’t complain about appearance, but she looks awful. her pale white skin is offset by the blood dripping out of her nose… although we do love her raven hair. The service was gothic to say the least, and I would swear I overheard her say she was going to “damn our living souls”. What kind of place are you running here? Don’t forget to tip!!