Check please!! Your waiter tonight, Dave Dwonch, tells a tale of working for the Schulz family during some hard times. Mostly during the lean years when alterna-comics like the Far Side and Calvin were ruling the papers. According to Dave the family asked him to step in and come up with the end all be all of specials to air during the holiday season. Dave is a deep thinker and came up with what he thought might be the best plan of attack. Well as you see from above, what he came up with did not exactly fly with the conservative, family friendly network execs. They just could not wrap their mind around Chuck eating poor Lucy after she ripped that damm football away, again. Well we have been doing some digging in the Schulz family archives and we dug this up for you completists. Don’t forget to tip!!