RoboHawk Says Relax

RoboHawk Says Relax by Philip Craner

Check please!! Our waiter, Philip Craner, was telling us a customer he had earlier was a failed movie executive over at New Line. This guy may have been burned out from all the bumps he took back in the mid-eighties, but he says there were plans to create a crossover movie sensation,,, Stephen Hawking and Robocop!! I know, I am pumped as well, RoboHawk would fight crime and break down the dense matter coming from a star nebula through a black hole, fascinating. But the idiot mucky mucks just couldn’t see the potential for crossing hardcore Verhoven style action with mind bending science explained in a crazy robot voice. Way to go Hollywood, way to go. Don’t forget to tip!!!


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