Chernobyl Fish by Warren Paylado
Check please! Get my waiter, Warren Paylado, as quick as you can… I don’t think we should have to pay for this meal, I mean what kind of establishment are you running here? You expect me to pay for the whole meal? The fish entree my wife ordered just ate half of her face off. I just think that, if you want people to come back, you should make sure the food doesn’t eat the customers.
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