Check please! Get my waiter, Warren Paylado, as quick as you can… I don’t think we should have to pay for this meal, I mean what kind of establishment are you running here? You expect me to pay for the whole meal? The fish entree my wife ordered just ate half of her face off. I just think that, if you want people to come back, you should make sure the food doesn’t eat the customers.
Check please!!! Sir, your waiter, Brent McHugh, asked me to give you the bill. He was a little creeped out from your behavior, you never sat down at your table. You just stood over by the wall and stared at him, holding your tiny glowing baby. creepy. The one question we have is, your food was eaten, yet you never left the wall. Creepy.
Check please! I have nothing witty to say about our waiter, Jay222, he is the winner. I have loved doing this site, cause I get to see the true talent of the people around me, and Jay222 is no exception. I met him at a Zerofriends event, and little did I realize the madness that could happen to those Guest Checks. I really love what he did here and as a huge horror nerd, this just sings to me. Thanks Jay222, and if you want to follow on his wacky adventures, follow him on Instagram, which is becoming my favorite place to see art, his Instagram is @jay222toy
Check please! Excuse me, your waiter Josh Thurman, wanted us to let you know that your credit card was declined. In fact, he wanted me to tell you that your credit card was actually a pancake. Sir, please we do not take pancakes as payment.. What’s that? Oh you have a platinum pancake? That’ll do.
Thanks to Josh Thurman for the Guest Check, he is a great artist with a ton of different styles. He wanted me to shill his Society6 store.. So go HERE to buy some Iphone cases and other knick knacks..
CHeck please! Tell our waiter, Donta Santistevan, that we have to get out of here. We have a babysitter right now, and if we don’t get home by a certain time, the monster under my sons bed, comes out and eats the babysitter. So please wrap up my lamb, cause burying yet another babysitter, does not sound like a good time.
please check out the incredibly hideous work of Donta Santistevan at his Tumblr, http://dontasma.tumblr.com/
Check please!!! My lovely lady Fionna needs to leave, can you grab our waiter Grant Miller? She is ready to take me back to my make believe world and make sweet candy love with me. Yes, this may be a lady of the evening, and I might have paid her $200 to be seen in public with me dressed up as Fionna.. and yes, I am dressed as the Ice King. Don’t judge me!!
Please check out more of Grant’s work at http://figurebang.com/