Check please!! Someone grab our waiter, Warren Paylado, and tell him we need to get out of here. My wife she is a little creeped out by that pale man sitting in the corner over there. Whats wrong with him? well first he keeps biting the heads off rats, thats a big one. Second, he is sitting next to a mirror and is clearly not casting a reflection. Thirdly, and this is the big one, we are racist and just don’t like the “pales”.