Check please!! True story, although it did not happen to your waiter Jared Konopitski… I went to a local sandwicherie, to buy a salad of the oriental variety. I get my salad home, I dive in, and what do I discover after a few bites? Moth eggs!! No crap! I would not lie to you loyal follower. They may have hatched in my stomach, I keep being attracted to lights.. Ba-dum-bum. Don’t forget to tip!!