Check please!!Your waiter tonight is Brett Bean, and he knows a thing or two about repelling alien invasions. Before he was a stud waiter, he held off two Uranian invasions with just his bare hands and some salad tongs. Weirdly enough the invading forces were allergic to the properties of thousand island dressing… So weird they would land at a place with a salad bar. But there was Brett, flinging croutons and stuffing romaine down their gullets. So if you have a chance, go and thank Brett for saving your puny life. Don’t forget to tip!!!
PLEASE!!! go and check out Brett’s stuff.. trust old Ugly when I say “You will not be disappointed”. Have I ever been known to lie? The man is brilliant, geez.. check out his work at 2dbean.com