Here Comes Lizard Arms!

Here Comes Lizard Arms! by Mike Gray

Here Comes Lizard Arms! by Mike Gray

Check please!! If you are wondering what is wrong with online dating, Mike Gray, has a tawdry tale to tell. It starts with him, lying on his online profile, saying he loves godzilla, and his perfect woman would be like half woman/half godzilla. Who knew what kind of girl would respond, but lo and behold, a woman born of the unholy union of the snake and some guy. So word to the wise, never think you can’t have sex with a girl with lizard arms, it’s cool. Don’t forget to tip.

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