Check please!! If you are wondering what is wrong with online dating, Mike Gray, has a tawdry tale to tell. It starts with him, lying on his online profile, saying he loves godzilla, and his perfect woman would be like half woman/half godzilla. Who knew what kind of girl would respond, but lo and behold, a woman born of the unholy union of the snake and some guy. So word to the wise, never think you can’t have sex with a girl with lizard arms, it’s cool. Don’t forget to tip.