Check please!! Tell our excellent server, Dan Mendoza, that I have to leave. I just saw the most beautiful woman with a star tattoo right by her eye. She walked by the window while I was having the pot roast, and I knew I had to have her. I want to talk to her but I am afraid she will be just too cool for me, It doesn’t help that I am an 80 year old man with a walker? I got a lot of freaky energy. Don’t forget to tip!!
Dan is a friend of the site, and I recommend you guys go and check out his art and his comic book “Zombie Tramp”. It’s has zombies, and boobies!!