Check please!! Welcome your unholy waiter, JoeMur, he has written a captivating series of vampire books, that are soon being turned into a major motion picture. It’s all about a vampire who falls in love with a girl at his school, but she’s dating a werewolf… I know this sounds like Twilight, but in his, the vampires don’t sparkle, they wear braces. Best Seller!!! Don’t forget to tip!!