Check please!! Can someone get our waiter, Ruben Martinez? That large green gentleman over there had been staring at me for like twenty minutes, and I couldn’t figure out why. I thought he might be looking at a girl behind me, but no… I thought he might be checking out my Spuds McKenzie T-Shirt, but no. I started sweating profusely thinking this large, hulking creature was going to do bodily harm to me, and why doesn’t he have a hand? Then I realized I had been chewing on it for the last twenty minutes. Don’t forget to tip!!