Let’s Be Frank

Let's Be Frank by Ruben Martinez

Let's Be Frank by Ruben Martinez

Check please!! Can someone get our waiter, Ruben Martinez? That large green gentleman over there had been staring at me for like twenty minutes, and I couldn’t figure out why. I thought he might be looking at a girl behind me, but no… I thought he might be checking out my Spuds McKenzie T-Shirt, but no. I started sweating profusely thinking this large, hulking creature was going to do bodily harm to me, and why doesn’t he have a hand? Then I realized I had been chewing on it for the last twenty minutes. Don’t forget to tip!!

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