Death and Love

Death and Love by Matt136

Death and Love by Matt136

Check please!! This letter is for my waiter, Matt136, I just wanted to let you know that I think there was something wrong with the beef. Now of course there was nothing wrong with your service, it was impeccable. But once you set down my dish I started to notice a funky odor emanating off of it, I leaned in close and it almost smelled rotten. But being the adventurous guy I am, I dove right in and ate the whole thing… I knew something was wrong when the room started spinning. I started going in and out of consciousness, seeing colors, farting uncontrollably. But the kicker was when this skull faced, robe wearing ghoul came out and pointed his bony finger at me, that was when I knew I shouldn’t have eaten the beef.  Don’t forget to tip!!

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