Golden Girl

Golden Girl by Dave Dwonch

Golden Girl by Dave Dwonch

Check please!! Sir, can you tell the manager, Dave Dwonch, that we cannot eat here. What we just witnessed in the woman ‘s bathroom was unappetizing at best. One of your busboys was giving this elderly woman the Heimlich maneuver, and by Heimlich maneuver I mean humping her. It was stomach turning to have your wife come back to the table traumatized, she couldn’t even touch her surf or her turf. I went in there to give them the business and after 10 minutes of surveying the situation, finally broke it up. Don’t forget to tip.

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