Check please!! What kind of establishment are you running here Jared Konopitski? We tell you it’s our daughters birthday and maybe you can sing a little song? Well there we are sitting at our table, enjoying our mid-level pizza when these strange balloon creatures come bouncing out from some door,smiling and chanting that they “are the balloon boys” and “Don’t you want to float with us”? Then they surrounded my daughter and took her behind the door, all the while with some demented smile plastered across their bulbous faces. That was two days ago!! We would like our daughter back.
Don’t forget to tip!!