Check please!! Look ma’am, your waiter, WAY$HAK, told us you are trying to pass off your crow here as a service animal. Now we here at the restaurant want to be sensitive to your needs, but really?!? A crow?!? I mean right now it is pecking poor Mr. Wiesenthal’s eye out, and that is just not right. Can we settle this in a proper civilized manner? No… well the customer is always right, sorry Mr. Wiesenthal, we’ll get you a patch! Don’t forget to tip!!