Check please!! Tonight your waiter has been Joey Murdach, so if you have a problem with his service we should find him. Now I understand you wanted the omelet with bacon, but you understand this is a Chinese food restaurant right? Yes, I know, you want them to just cook you up some eggs and throw a strip of hogfat in there, but we make chow mein and sweet & sour pork. Well, Joey was just doing his job, yes, I know you want him fired… but…but, well I guess the customer is always right. They forgot to tip.