Check please!! Today’s waiter is Jared Konopitski, a dreamer at heart. He believes that the future of food are these little green animals he invented in his parents basement, or “lab” as he calls it. These little guys, are chock full of vitamins and nutrients, but he also grew them using windex and a microwave. So I would think twice before investing in his hairbrained schemes, or you’re most likely going to end up the ass end of a human centipede. Don’t forget to tip!!