Check Please!! Tonight’s waiter is the pudgy, Super Ugly. This guy is nothing but a huge lump of crap, a real sack of wet underwear. But, there is something about him, something I can’t put my finger on. It might be the raw sex he oozes, or the incredible rapier wit, who knows? We may never know as he as just ran off into the woods to become one with his sasquatch brethren, be free you Ugly S.O.B., may your travels be hairy. Don’t forget to tip!