Spacious Studio For Rent

Spacious Studio For Rent by Jared Konopitski

Check Please!! Can you please ask our waiter, Jared Konopitski, why this restaurant is so dark. We walked in and I noticed the soft pink carpet below us, but the rest of the decor is dark and smells like bad breath. The heater is pumping a gasping, wheezing, stream of hot air, and I can’t even begin to guess what these yellow shapes are hanging from the ceiling. They almost look like teeth, but teeth that havent been brushed in a thousand years. I am just not comfortable bringing my whole family in here and another thing *GULLLP*

Don’t forget to tip.

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