Tiger Beat

Tiger Beat by Kendra Phillips

Check please!! Look I know your waiter, Kendra Phillips, said she needed to talk to the boss… But I am the boss and I am telling you, you cannot have a tiger in here. Especially a tiger with a weird human face, I don’t even want to know how it got that face. Maybe it was some kind of Dr. Moreau experiment gone horribly wrong.. I don’t really care, what I do care about is that if that tiger eats something at the buffet is that he pays for it. Creepy tiger. Don’t forget to tip!!

P.S. I have no idea who this Kendra Phillips is… She left this check at the restaurant I work at, my cyber-stalking has led me to believe she might work at Pixar. I thought it was pretty awesome, so. here it goes..

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