Send In the Clowns

Send In the Clowns by Jared Konopitski

Check please!! We have got to get out of here… Our waiter, Jared Konpitski, never told us what the “entertainment” would be. Then while I am sitting there eating my Porterhouse, a clown bursts through the front window, spraying glass and whipped cream everywhere. Next thing you know the “entertainment” grabbed my five year old and dragged him under the bar. What the hell does “We all float down here” mean? Jesus, I just came cause the Yelp reviews said you guys had good meat. Don’t forget to tip…

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s