Jamaican Chupacabra

Jamaican Chupacabra by Joey Murdach

Check please!! Your waiter, Joey Murdach, has some wild tales to tell. He grew up on a farm in Kingston and swears up and down he once saw this little beastie eat a whole sheep and then chug a pot of coffee. He lumbered into sight, stared into the very depths of jomur’s soul then trundled back from whence he came. It was only late while trying to pay for a red stripe, that Joey realized that little bugger stole his wallet. So beware the jamaican chupacabra, and don’t forget to tip!!!

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