The Man With His Insides on the Outside

The Man With His Insides On The Outside by Jospeh Murdach

Check please!! Everyone gather round, our favorite waiter, Joey Murdach (or JoeMur to his friends) has a tawdry tale to tell. He once had a great great aunt who was a bit promiscuous, in her town she got around like Tupac. One day a strange man came through town who glowed like the sun, he lit up a room like a oil lamp. The great great aunt fell madly in love and nine months later gave birth to the glowing mans son. Well weird thing was, he only glowed cause he had fallen asleep in an abandoned toxic waste dump. Needless to say when that baby was born all his insides was on the outside!! But, that weird melty looking boy, he grew up to be mayor… Mayor Melty. Don’t forget to tip!!

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