We All Float Down Here

We All Float Down Here by C.B. Canga

Check please!! Our waiter, C.B. Canga, keeps telling us about this summer camp that he wants us to send our kids to. It is way up in the hill country, where they have some strange ideas about in-breeding. At this summer camp you will be introduced to your counselor Ol’ Jack Knife, he’s an ex-con with a heart full of gold and a head full of voices. Why wouldn’t you trust your children with a guy who’s lips have steadily deteriorated due to his inability to stop eating pop rocks… he says it quells the voices. So please, if we could just get our check so we can leave, but not before we get the number for Uncle Stabbys Good Time Summer Camp. Don’t forget to tip!!

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