No Dogs Allowed

No Dogs Allowed by Dave Dwonch

Check please!! Your waiter, Dave Dwonch, has some bad news to break to you. No dogs allowed, and I am truly sorry for this rule but it violates health code policy. I also have a problem with you telling me this is a service dog, having voices in your head does not require a guide dog. Oh wait, you also have a really bad ingrown toenail? Well why didn’t you say so? In that case you really, really have to leave. Don’ forget to tip!!!

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