Smoke Machines and Lazer Rays

Smoke Machines and Lazer Rays by Patrick O'Connell

Check please!! Your waiter today is Patrick O’ Connell and he is from the future. In the future we don’t need to sit down at restaurants, instead scientists have figured out a way to beam the food directly into our stomachs. In the future waiters have the telepathic power to predict every ridiculous change you want to your entree… even though it clearly states on the laser menu that “there shall be no changes”. Weirdly enough, in the future everyone has forgot how to tip. So, here in the present, don’t forget to tip!!!

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