Check please!! Thanks to the innovations of your waiter, Jared Konopitski, we are trying new and inventive ways to provide you with new meats. Today we are trying to cross a duck and a beaver, this way we can get that elusive platypus meat without having to follow all those pesky FDA regulations. Tomorrow we are crossing a shark and a aardvark, just cause at this point what the hell do we have to lose? On the run from Johnny law, ain’t no trip to Cleveland. Don’t forget to tip.