Homemade Platypus

Homemade Platypus by Jared Konopitski

Check please!! Thanks to the innovations of your waiter, Jared Konopitski, we are trying new and inventive ways to provide you with new meats. Today we are trying to cross a duck and a beaver, this way we can get that elusive platypus meat without having to follow all those pesky FDA regulations. Tomorrow we are crossing a shark and a aardvark, just cause at this point what the hell do we have to lose? On the run from Johnny law, ain’t no trip to Cleveland. Don’t forget to tip.

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