Stranger Danger

Stranger Danger by Super Ugly

Check please!!! Thank you, Super Ugly, the food was delicious. But my girlfriend and I need to head back to my parents secluded home in the middle of nowhere. Hopefully once we get there I can set the mood, I am going to propose to her tonight, got the ring and everything. Whats that? you want the address? uhh okay I guess, that seems kind of weird, you are just our waiter. Well I mean whats the harm? It’s not like you and two friends are going to put burlap sacks on your head and come stalk and hunt us down. You know what’s cool about this place we’re going to? Nobody for miles, you could scream for hours and nobody would hear you. Don’t forget to tip!!!

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