Check please!! Please tell our lovely storytelling waitress, Love Storey, that we had to run. We are both into a little BDSM and have to get over to our favorite dominatrix, Lady Mother Mercy. She crushes my nether regions beneath her boot with a veracity of a wolverine. My wife likes hot cheese poured all over her and cocktail wienies thrown at her body. Its all in harmless good fun, my safe word is “rutabaga”. Don’t forget to tip!!