Carrot Sticks NOT Fish Sticks

Carrot Sticks NOT Fish Sticks by Jared Konopitski

Check Please!! Our waiter today, Jared Konopitski, is strongly recommending the fresh veggie plate tonight. He does not, I repeat NOT, want you to order the fresh catch. Also, please ignore the vacant look behind his eyes, because there is no way that he is actually a human shaped vessel being piloted by a representative of the fish species, sent to sway the fish eaters of the world to give up their wicked ways. Don’t forget to tip!!


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