Check please!! Welcome to B.W. McSkupperbutts, your waiter tonight will be Glenn Hernandez.. Glenn will regale you with tales of our founder B.W., a great man who led the mustache wax tax riots of 1908. Unfortunately after he was able to eke out enough money to get his stable of fried cheese emporiums up and running, his handlebar mustache was to stiff and greased up and stabbed him in the jugular while he slept. Such a sad story really, enjoy your meal! Don’t forget to tip!!