Check please!! Your waiter today is little old Dave Dwonch, and he has been feeling under the weather. The sad fact is that the people who are in charge of bringing food to your table also can’t take a day off. The restaurant doesn’t give out health insurance, and your waiter had the misfortune of working during a nasty flu outbreak. Now he has a real nasty tableside manner, constantly drooling and staring at peoples heads. Please, don’t forget to tip!