Check please!! Your waiter, Patrick O’Connell is feeling a bit down in the dumper today. He has been looking back on his life, and is starting to realize that being a waiter for ten years was maybe a bad idea. Sure having cash in your pocket is nice, but the bunions on his feet and his hair grease addiction has taking him to the edge. He knew he should’ve been a sailing instructor like his great grandpappy wanted him to be. don’t forget to tip!
And stop by and visit with the GuestChecks guys at APE (alternative press expo) in SF this weekend. It is at the Concourse exhibition center on 8th, and runs saturday and sunday. We are at booth 624 (Super Ugly & Dave Dwonch) and booth 717 (Patrick O’Connell & Cody Williams) so come by and say hello.. and if you want blank GuestChecks, Super Ugly will have some there..