Check please!! Your waiter today is the great and powerful Matt136. He is here to tell you the process in which we receive our “farm” fresh eggs. First they are laid by giant wingless birds, which futuristic knights ride for sport. Then these two knights of some futuristic civilization, chase each other around some insane arena built over a volcano, trying to stab the other. Once one knight vanquishes the other they harvest the giant eggs and ship them to us using a complex stargate system. So when I tell you that you can’t have them scrambled hard with cheese, you might try and understand. Please don’t forget to tip.
P.S. how awesome is Matt136 for this double check? with added Matt cuts for kick-assness. He is the best.