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Thats No Dummy

Thats No Dummy by C.B. Canga

Check please!!! This week on Guest Checks, we will be bringing you some of our favorite checks from the last year…

This check is by C.B Canga, It is one of the greatest things ever. More people need to love this.

 
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Posted by on 12/28/2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Thats No Dummy

Thats No Dummy by C.B. Canga

Check please!!! Your entertainment for the night is C.B. Canga and his dummy Mr. Peppers. These two haven’t had the chance to entertain many crowds, they are just starting out. Well, truth be told, Canga and his dummy have had one performance before… Mr. Peppers told Canga to go slice and dice up a group of hipsters one night, apparently, the demonically possessed little wooden puppet was wronged by a roving band of tight jean, mustache bullies. So he found a young innocent to carry out his evil bidding in the form of C.B. Canga, the poor boy couldn’t resist the dummy’s obvious charms, so please tonight applaud very loud and don’t forget to tip!! because if you don’t… well Mr. Peppers hates bad tippers.

 
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Posted by on 11/01/2011 in Uncategorized

 

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Happy Halloween!!!

Ol' Boltneck by Matt136

Check please!!! This place is getting spooky, we need to leave. We cant tell if our waiter, Matt136, is a real zombie or if he has just had a rough few days. He has been drooling profusely since we got here and he keeps recommending the “brains” special.His clothes smell pretty rank also, but what really concerns me is he brought us a plate of half eaten raw meat. Give that guy a vacation or put a bullet in his head. Don’t forget to tip!!!

Happy Halloween everyone!! This week Guestchecks will be bringing you some of the spookiest checks we have. If you need to please feel free to hide your eyes behind your fingers. Be afraid, be very afraid…

 
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Posted by on 10/31/2011 in Uncategorized

 

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